Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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