wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We had sex on a dog bed..
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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