He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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