oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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