wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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