This girl is more easily done than said...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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