idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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