im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
