talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
love makes seman taste better
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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