Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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