All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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