Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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