Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Vodka?
Forever.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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