I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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