2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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