And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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