Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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