Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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