seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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