He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Shame - the story of my life.
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