Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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