I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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