He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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