Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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