Can i not drive my cunt home
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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