yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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