I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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