McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
two words...techno handjob
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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