I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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