you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
