It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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