How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
two words...techno handjob
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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