Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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