white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
