you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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