Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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