So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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