we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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