Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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