Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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