Its about making memories worth repressing
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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