He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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