Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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