So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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