it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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