he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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