I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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