doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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