talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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