How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
false alarm. still invincible.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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