Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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