One girl and one boy is just not enough.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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