Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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