roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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