I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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