i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
