ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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